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Monday, November 3, 2008

[nasirjchjokes] Tax

 TAX
 
 Tax his land,
 Tax his bed,
 Tax the table
 At which he's fed.
 
 Tax his tractor,
 Tax his mule,
 Teach him taxes
 Are the rule.
 
 Tax his cow,
 Tax his goat,
 Tax his pants,
 Tax his coat.
 
 Tax his ties,
 Tax his shirt,
 Tax his work,
 Tax his dirt.
 
 Tax his tobacco,
 Tax his drink,
 Tax him if he
 Tries to think.
 
 Tax his cigars,
 Tax his beers,
 If he cries, then
 Tax his tears.
 
 Tax his car,
 Tax his gas,
 Find other ways
 To tax his ass
 
 Tax all he has
 Then let him know
 That you won't be done
 Till he has no dough.
 
 When he screams and hollers,
 Then tax him some more,
 Tax him till
 He's good and sore.
 
 Then tax his coffin,
 Tax his grave,
 Tax the sod in
 Which he's laid.
 
 Put these words
 upon his tomb,
 "Taxes drove me
 to my doom..."
 
 When he's gone,
 Do not relax,
 Its time to apply
 The inheritance tax.
 
 Accounts Receivable Tax
 Building Permit Tax
 CDL license Tax
 Cigarette Tax
 Corporate Income Tax
 Dog License Tax
 Federal Income Tax
 Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
 Fishing License Tax
 Food License Tax
 Fuel permit tax
 Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
 Hunting License Tax
 Inheritance Tax
 Interest expense
 Inventory tax
 IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
 Liquor Tax
 Luxury Taxes
 Marriage License Tax
 Medicare Tax
 Property Tax
 Real Estate Tax
 Service charge taxes
 Social Security Tax
 Road usage taxes
 Sales Tax
 Recreational Vehicle Tax
 School Tax
 State Income Tax
 State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
 Telephone federal excise tax
 Telephone federal universal service fee tax
 Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
 Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
 Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
 Telephone state and local tax
 Telephone usage charge tax
 Utility Taxes
 Vehicle License Registration Tax
 Vehicle Sales Tax
 Watercraft registration Tax
 Well Permit Tax
 Workers Compensation Tax
 
 COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
 
 What happened?
 
 And I still have to "press 1" for English


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